The first sentence of the story reads as follows:
Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.Now, I don't know if interWeb journalists are held to lower standards or have tighter deadlines, but don't they have any proofreaders over there?
And on the topic of frozen ground beef panties, does one thaw them before trying them on? Or do you slide them on while they're still frozen, all cold and slippery?
This whole thing boggles my mind.