Can you wear a suit from Mars?
Yes you can, if you wear it well...
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Now I'm no prude...
But I have a serious problem with the fact that they sell pornography at airport news stands. If I'm catching a red-eye to Kansas City, I don't wanna risk the possibility that I'll be stuck next to the dirty old man who just stocked up on porn!
hehehe...you said "stuck"
Wouldn't want to use the bathroom after him, either.
What's worse...old man with porn or screaming baby?
I love to hang out by the porn display at airport news stands thumbing through a copy of one of those Daily Devotions books from the other side of the shop, humming "This Little Light of Mine." Interesting to see who squirms and walks away and who stays in spite of the wierd librarian-looking bitch with the pursed lips. Just a little hobby of mine.
You, Alpharat, are a complex character. I WAS going to label you a prude, except I'd already read the Dirty Show posts.
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