It's a case of a sad story with a (somewhat) happy ending, but that's not what made me laugh. It was the headline:
Dogs "rescue" girl abandoned by mother
Dogs "rescue" girl abandoned by mother
It was that use of quotes around "rescue". In my crazy mind, I finished out the headline as such:
Dogs "rescue" girl abandoned by mother
(and by "rescue", we meant "eat")
Sick and twisted I know, but I wasn't the one who decided quotes were necessary.
Dogs "rescue" girl abandoned by mother
(and by "rescue", we meant "eat")
Sick and twisted I know, but I wasn't the one who decided quotes were necessary.
2 comments:
You know, some days, being "eaten" might feel like the best rescue possible. (And by "eaten," I mean devoured, clean off the bones.)
I hope that didn't sound too dark or scary.
I got nothing but "LOL."
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