She was asking for it.

While I can't really condone the criminal actions that took place recently, you do really have to consider the way she was dressed.

If you're going to try to cutesify the fact that you're driving a massive gas-guzzling beast by putting her in a little sexy outfit...

You've got to accept the fact that we're going to take advantage of her when nobody's looking. Look at the way she was all gussied up! She was practically begging for it.

To the person who drives this pink beast...



We humped your Hummer.