Yeah, he's Vegetable Man...

So, if you've stumbled your way here, you're obviously:

1. bored
2. a stalker
3. from several hundred years in the future, a future where I have somehow managed to become a cult hero, reknowned worldwide for my poor dancing skills.

At any rate, I started this blog because it was recently pointed out that I am the last person on the planet to not have one, and as a writer, people should somehow have a vested interest in reading my opinions and musings. Not only that, but I think it's time I worked toward getting my name to appear on Google.

So enjoy, and if you disagree with any opinions here, don't cry to me, start your own site. Isn't that what these things are for?