Friday, December 07, 2007

Cheers!

This was emailed to me from the A of the K & A faction. I can't argue with it's logic:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting...

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.


Bottom's up!

2 comments:

ZILLA said...

Because of your characteristic insightfulness, I've started telling people you're my son.

Yes, it's another of my drunken lies.

I hope your real mother understands.

fineartist said...

Well I'll be full of shit, that explains it perfectly.

word verification, gosalt.

How DO you get your word verification to cheer for those who comment?