Thursday, June 22, 2006
Spreading the good word...
From the gospel:
"And then in the heavens there appeared a white light and a thundering sound.
And with a mighty roar there descended many monkeys astride glowing two-wheeled beasts.
And the monkeys were angry.
And the boy was afraid.
And one monkey who stood in front of all other monkeys said unto the boy, 'Be not afraid, for though we are angry, we are also monkey, and no harm shall come to you. We bring you joyous tidings, for we are here as monkeys to rock your world.'
And there was much rejoicing, and much rocking of the world.
And much wine flowed, and while the monkeys were angry, they were just and never mean. And the world loved the monkeys, even when they said that one thing. It wasn't very nice, but the monkeys were drunk and they're sorry. There was no call for that."
From The Book of the Church of the Rotating Mass
Thanks to Writer Mom and family for helping to preach the Good Word!