The first sentence of the story reads as follows:
Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.Now, I don't know if interWeb journalists are held to lower standards or have tighter deadlines, but don't they have any proofreaders over there?
And on the topic of frozen ground beef panties, does one thaw them before trying them on? Or do you slide them on while they're still frozen, all cold and slippery?
This whole thing boggles my mind.
Good laugh, too... on my end!
You try them on frozen, especially if you're concerned about your sperm count...
This would not appeal to me if Tom surprised me one evening with 'adding a little excitement' in mind. It would be his dream if I wore meat panties, I expect, as he loves meat...and I just realized that was all way too much for the internet.
No, meat panties is totally ok as a topic for the Internet, especially if they are meat pie panties--oh, but not frozen. I saw American Pie, and you can't do that if the pie is frozen.
mr thoughts...freeze-dried sperm count?
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