tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15551659.post116042817354872609..comments2023-06-15T05:11:03.408-07:00Comments on Kit Burns was framed!: How Low Can You Go? The Pope Knows!alpharathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10399655031407319997noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15551659.post-1160719633238272742006-10-12T23:07:00.000-07:002006-10-12T23:07:00.000-07:00I think there's a Dante circle where they stick al...I think there's a Dante circle where they stick all the Buckeyes and Wolverines to duke out their differences.<BR/><BR/>(Can't compete with you witty people at 2 am.)Angeline Rose Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058615711696995128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15551659.post-1160501871729021082006-10-10T10:37:00.000-07:002006-10-10T10:37:00.000-07:00I'm still trying to calculate my chances of heaven...I'm still trying to calculate my chances of heaven vs. limbo or purgatory based on Father Guido Sarducci's monetary guidelines....good deeds get you a postive credit, bad deeds get you a deduction. something like murder is -100 bucks. Helping a little old lady cross the street earns you a quarter. Masturbation is minus a dime but you gotta watch out...it's the little things that add up.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11784651410303701128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15551659.post-1160441705114305392006-10-09T17:55:00.000-07:002006-10-09T17:55:00.000-07:00Hey! Maybe we could send all of the living bad gu...Hey! Maybe we could send all of the <I>living</I> bad guys to Ohio, and then we could appoint Dr Phil Pope (aka Dictator) of Ohio, and he could make all of the bad guys excited about their lives! <BR/><BR/>That way, we could take care of both purgatory and hell <I>pre-mortem</I>, thus eliminating what's sure to be a hellish post-mortem bureaucracy for those of us who have failed to be good.<BR/><BR/>Why would I assume that hellish bureaucracy is involved in the decision of where souls go after death? Mostly because the annulment my ex husband filed for three years ago STILL hasn't been decided, and I'm just dying to see how <I>that</I> turns out. <BR/><BR/>I'm in favor of eliminating both purgatory <I>and</I> limbo. Having not been baptized until age 22, I got pretty good at limbo during high school and college. But the things I did to get in the mood for limbo could probably land me in purgatory, and going to purgatory isn't cool -- halfway houses aren't known for having well-stocked wine cellars.<BR/><BR/>How low can <I>you</I> go?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07802695378617927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15551659.post-1160440454072863042006-10-09T17:34:00.000-07:002006-10-09T17:34:00.000-07:00And all this time I thought Purgatory and Limbo we...And all this time I thought Purgatory and Limbo were the same place...<BR/><BR/>Of course the Pope can abolish Limbo! Some Pope made it up...some other Pope can poop all over the idea! Unless the first Pope said, "No Tagbacks!"<BR/><BR/>The official explanation will be that God was just keeping the babies and cavemen there until the equivilent of Heaven's housing projects could be completed. Apparently the babies and cavemen will be a lower class in heaven...not really full citizens... kind of like immigrants.<BR/><BR/>What if the denizens of Limbo like being in Limbo? I mean nobody Limbos when their having a bad time...it's a stupid thing to do...you have to be out of your mind drunk to enjoy that?!stray_thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11210883430852404734noreply@blogger.com